February 2012
Reblog if you're the weird friend.
muuhhshell:
^^^Yup, that’s me. Hahahhaha
Get ready for sexi time
“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...”
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360)
BOOM.
(via tehblackbirdisincognito)
EFFING A, MAN. THIS. (via spastasmagoria)
I'm ready to go back home to college now.
When the residence of my mother’s house is no longer home, when she has literally shoved everything of yours in the closet. When there is only Men’s Hair and Body Wash in the shower instead of shampoo, and I def don’t identify as boi. When the bed she has transplanted to your room is the same one she has sex in. And you just found the Astroglide.
“The first act of violence that patriarchy demands of males is not violence...”
– bell hooks (via feminishblog)
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When I'm essentially told by a doctor that...
I was told by my ob/gyn today, in a chat supposedly free of judgement (riiight) of a story about her relative. So this woman was married to a man and had three children. When the husband found out that his wife was once a lesbian (I don’t even want to get into the aspect of “once a lesbian,” with its assumption that homosexuality is a choice) well, he divorced her, and took all...
If unborn babies are people:
phenthouse:
Soon to be parents can claim an additional dependent on their taxes.
Pregnant women working full time would break child labor laws.
3 words: Children Eat Free!
Pregnant women can drive in HOV lanes.
Sex with a pregnant chick is pedophilia and breaking & entering. (“Get outa ma house!”)
“No entry to this NC-17 movie for you, lady.”
