Language is my whore, my mistress, my wife, my pen-friend, my check-out girl....– Stephen Fry (via strangephenomena)
me: i really can't stay
tumblr: but baby it's social outside
coelacanthteeth: imagine an entire room and it’s all bed no floor, just bed you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there all is bed
b-k-o-b: “Slut” is just the weirdest insult ever. How does it even work? “You do the thing that is responsible for not only both of our lives but collectively our entire species and many of the species of life I can think of right now. Not only that, but you do this act often. And you like it.” Did you…..did you win?